carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato chips your weary tennis racket to brown bear don’t you dean winchester no more
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.